Strat-O-Matic Report





BOXSCORE: 2006 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2006 Santa Fe Trailer Bitc 4/28/2007
 
  Proctologists      AB  R  H RBI AVG     Trailer Bitches    AB  R  H RBI AVG
  J.Rodriguez LF      5  1  2  0 .243     I.Kinsler 2B        4  0  0  0 .262  
  F.Catalanotto DH    5  0  1  0 .258     J.Jones RF          5  2  2  0 .304  
  A.Rios RF           5  1  2  2 .364     B.Bonds DH          4  2  1  2 .215  
  J.Giambi 1B         4  1  2  0 .243     C.Beltran CF        5  2  2  2 .247  
  P.Lo Duca C         3  0  2  1 .224     G.Norton 1B         2  2  0  1 .288  
  J.Vidro 2B          4  0  0  0 .302     M.Thames LF         3  2  1  2 .278  
  J.Wilson SS         4  0  0  0 .203     E.Chavez 3B         3  1  1  2 .206  
  C.Koskie 3B         4  0  0  0 .196     B.Hall SS           4  2  2  4 .306  
  W.Taveras CF        4  0  3  0 .277     R.Hernandez C       4  1  1  1 .210  
                     -- -- -- ---                            -- -- -- ---      
         Totals      38  3 12  3                 Totals      34 14 10 14
 
 
Proctologists... 2 0 0  0 1 0  0 0 0  -  3 12  1
Trailer Bitches. 0 0 1  3 4 2  4 0    - 14 10  0
 
Proctologists (10-13)    IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA  SCORESHEET
C.Park LOSS(1-3)          3 1/3   3   4   4   2   2   3  59   4.94  A1 B6
C.Paronto                 1       1   1   1   0   0   0  25   2.35  B7 C2
M.Wuertz                  0       1   2   2   1   0   0  10  13.50  C3 C4
W.Ohman                   1 2/3   3   3   3   1   1   1  33   4.12  C5 D4
K.Farnsworth              2       2   4   4   2   2   2  46   5.89  D5
Totals                    8      10  14  14   6   5   6
 
Trailer Bitches (8-15)   IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA  SCORESHEET
C.Schilling WIN(1-3)      7       8   3   3   1   7   1 112   5.64  A1 D2
R.Franklin                2       4   0   0   0   0   0  36   7.08  D3
Totals                    9      12   3   3   1   7   1
 
ATTENDANCE- 50,695 DATE- Saturday, April 28th 2007 TIME- Day 
T- 2:48
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists: 9  Trailer Bitches: 3
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 0  Trailer Bitches: 0
ERRORS- C.Koskie
DOUBLES- J.Rodriguez-2(3rd), F.Catalanotto(4th), A.Rios(9th), J.Giambi(8th),
         P.Lo Duca(4th), J.Jones(8th), C.Beltran(8th), E.Chavez(4th)
HOME RUNS- A.Rios(4th), B.Bonds(4th), C.Beltran(6th), M.Thames(10th),
           B.Hall-2(8th), R.Hernandez(3rd)
CAUGHT STEALING- P.Lo Duca
SACRIFICE FLIES- G.Norton
WALKS- P.Lo Duca, I.Kinsler, B.Bonds, G.Norton-2, M.Thames, E.Chavez
STRIKE OUTS- J.Rodriguez, J.Vidro-2, J.Wilson-2, C.Koskie-2, J.Jones,
             M.Thames-2, E.Chavez, B.Hall
WEB GEMS- Top 7th: Ian Kinsler robbed John Rodriguez of a base hit.
 
Bill Hall ripped 2 homeruns and had 4 RBI as the Santa Fe Trailer Bitches
destroyed the Chainsaw Proctologists by a score of 14 to 3 at Trailer
Park.
 
Hall had a good day at the plate.  He lofted a solo-blast 'downtown' in the
3rd inning and clubbed a three-run home run (his 8th of the season) in the
7th inning.  Santa Fe managed 10 in their victory.  
 
Curt Schilling(1-3) went 7 innings allowing 3 runs for the victory. Chan Ho
Park(1-3) ended up with the loss.  He allowed 3 homeruns in 3 and 1/3 innings
of work.  
 
The Santa Fe ballclub's record now stands at 8-15.  With the loss Chainsaw now
has a record of 10-13.
 
SCORESHEET: 2006 Chainsaw Proctologists at 2006 Santa Fe Trailer Bitches
J.Rodrig-A1  A1:G/13    B1:K       C1:Do      D1:Force/  E1:Do>13
                                              46>1o b1   
                                                         
F.Catala-A1  A2:G/43    *3*:Do     C2:F/8     D2:F/7     E2:F/8
                                                         
                                                         
A.Rios-A1    A3:HR>b#   B3:G/53    C3:Do>2#   *8*:G/63   E3:L/4
                                                         
                                                         
J.Giambi-A1  A4:Do      B4:G/63>2  C4:G/43    D4:Si
                        3                     
                                              
P.Lo Duc-A1  A5:Do>2#   B5:P/6     *6*:W>b1   D5:Si>13
                                              
                                              
J.Vidro-A1   A6:K       *4*:P/4    C6:K       D6:L/3
                                              
                                              
J.Wilson-A1  *2*:G/63   B7:K       C7:CS/24>  D7:F/9
                                   1o K       
                                              
C.Koskie-A1  A8:G/63    B8:K       *7*:K      *9*:F/8
                                              
                                              
W.Tavera-A1  A9:Si      *5*:G/53   C9:Si      D9:Si
                                              
                                              
 
I.Kinsle-A1  A1:G/23    B1:W>b1    *5*:G/63   D1:F/8     E1:G/63
                                                         
                                                         
J.Jones-A1   A2:G/63    B2:G/31    C2:Si      D2:Do      E2:K
                                                         
                                                         
B.Bonds-A1   A3:G/31    *4*:G/63   C3:W>12 b  D3:HR>2#   *8*:L/4
                                   1          b#         
                                                         
C.Beltra-A1  *2*:F/8    B4:HR>b#   C4:Do>2#   D4:F/8     E4:F/9
                                   13                    
                                                         
G.Norton-A1  A5:G/31    B5:W>b1    C5:SF/8>3  *7*:W>b1   E5:G/23
                                   #                     
                                                         
M.Thames-A1  A6:K       B6:HR>1#   C6:IW>b1   D6:K
                        b#                    
                                              
E.Chavez-A1  *3*:K      B7:E/5     C7:Do>2#   D7:W>12 b
                                   1#         1
                                              
B.Hall-A1    A8:HR>b#   B8:G/3>12  C8:K       D8:HR>2#
                                              1# b#
                                              
R.Hernan-A1  A9:G/63    B9:G/63    *6*:F/8    D9:HR>b#